My thanks to Mike Klein for the following :
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, …
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So many of these hit true - just had to record for posterity …
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are …
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, …
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Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Buddy would say,
‘Edna,I’d like to ride in that helicopter’
Edna always replied,
‘I know Buddy, but …
The list continues to grow ….
Microsoft Works... still my favorite
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the …
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
‘We bet we can tell exactly how old …