The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the …
It’s an older one - but well worth a revisit.
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Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
‘We bet we can tell exactly how old …
Couldn’t resist - number 1 - at the bottom is the personal favorite ….
Originally posted here : Oxymorons 45 of the best
45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. …
These just caught my tickle bone - enjoy.
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An interesting humorous site I just found through the ‘twitterverse’ …
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Try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Thanks to Mike K
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NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they …
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, forI may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
Sex is like air. …
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor’s office, Rome: …