1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
4. THE MAIN REASON THAT …
… from the British perspective :-)
The Difference Between The British and The French: Why do you British officers all wear red coats?
During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw …
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance.
Particularly are the flower and jewelry applications, which …
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and …
Enjoy - and I look forward to posting the male equivalent :-)
PREGNANCY Q & A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my …
A man and a woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed …
The next time you takean oceanography course, you will be totally prepared …
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born …