Top 45 Oxymorons for you to consider:-

  1. Act naturally
  2. Found missing
  3. Resident alien
  4. Advanced BASIC
  5. Genuine imitation
  6. Airline Food
  7. Good grief
  8. Same difference
  9. Almost exactly
  10. Government organization
  11. Sanitary landfill
  12. Alone together
  13. Legally drunk
  14. Silent scream
  15. Living dead
  16. Small crowd
  17. Business ethics
  18. Soft rock
  19. Butt head
  20. Military intelligence
  21. Software documentation
  22. New classic
  23. Sweet sorrow
  24. Child Proof
  25. “Now, then …”
  26. Synthetic natural gas
  27. Passive aggression
  28. Taped live
  29. Clearly misunderstood
  30. Peace force
  31. Extinct life
  32. Temporary tax increase
  33. Computer jock
  34. Plastic glasses
  35. Terribly pleased
  36. Computer security
  37. Political science
  38. Tight slacks
  39. Definite maybe
  40. Pretty ugly
  41. Twelve-ounce pound cake
  42. Diet ice cream
  43. Working vacation
  44. Exact estimate
  45. Microsoft Works

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