Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and …
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: …
The Pope and Gordon Brown are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Gordon and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in …
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this …
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, …
This is an entirely untrue story - read here to see why, however - it is a cracker ;)
For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was …
My thanks to Mike Klein for the following :
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, …
I just LOVE these guys - a link to their You Tube Offerings for your delectation …
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
So many of these hit true - just had to record for posterity …
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are …
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, …