I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue, and I couldn’t put it down.
I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this …
It’s an old one - but still fun
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until …
A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle….
For …
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and …
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an …
… even if you aren’t so keen on him - I know there may be one or two of you …. this will take just less than 4 minutes of your life. Go on - try it.
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When I first saw this, I was taken in by that last line and nearly posted it to ‘That Would Be An F’ - but something made me check - to find that it was not true, or at least been around …
A mother and her young son were flying Air New Zealand from Auckland to Sydney .
The little boy who had been quietly looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, ‘If big dogs have …
… and a Happy New Year to You … just click on the link to access the new year microsite.
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