👁️ Dear CitiBank your voice enablement software that works as a front end to get to talk to a human totally sucks. Change it. Please.

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“The group protects its power by protecting its story”

… today’s random Johnism

👁️ I mused on muse this morning - and no thanks. Unlike the rest of the world - I do have a memory so I don’t care what he and his acolytes say … I care about what they do - and they don’t do good things.

👁️ I have been wrestling with why Claude was suddenly making so many mistakes. Solved. For whatever reason it decided to ‘remind me’ that I can use Haiku - though when I say ‘remind’ - it did so very quietly - like not all. for some reason it just decided to start that way.

👁️ Oh - he thinks it’s a comedy …

👁️ I just used Siri to create a new shortcut and 💥 - years of frustration out of the window.

👁️ I really do not like the new Safari icon.

👁️ ‘Flapping Shoe’ - great new name for POTUS 47 - so symbolic, and an honest representation of this once great nation.

👁️ Earlier today, I was told that ‘A1’, pronounced ‘AONE’, is very dangerous. She’d read an article in Stuff warning that ‘A1’ posed a threat to the human race.

She was surprised I hadn’t read it. Her understanding was that I knew about this sort of thing.

Should I trust this person - or run?

👁️ 8 Emmys for Widows Bay and I couldn’t even finish the series. Somebody is wrong. No finger pointing now.

👁️ Really hoping that Markdown plus Marked finally kills MS Word - but not holding my breath.

👁️ TIL that a kiwi driver’s license can be digitized on your phone - but that doesn’t mean that it will be accepted by the other party.

👁️ Yet again reorganising my claude folder - it gets out of control so quickly.

👁️❓ Did the people who are currently watching Ted Lasso four rewatch Ted Lasso one, two and three before starting? Asking for a friend.

👁️ Claude was out on the razzle last night.

👁️ I either broke the internet again or LinkedIN is down❓

👁️ Personally I’m against vertical drinking. But who am I to tell others how they should drink? Particularly those that have been sat down at a desk all day and are looking to stand vertically for a bit. What a load of swaddle. (sic)

Meanwhile - a picture of Paul Swaddle vertically drinking.

👁️ Just for Bluesky now - so don’t get excited - yet.

⏰ A few minutes later

OK, now - IF you are on Bluesk and you are reading this - now might be the time to get excited.

Of course if you aren’t seeing this on Bluesky - then you are none the wiser.