“Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case …
Years since I have seen ‘Andy Capp’ - and still hits the bone.
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER



DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES: …
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Husband Store
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this …
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