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Shed a Tear๐Ÿ”— - William Gallagher

The DECORATOR stands back to appreciate his day’s work. The entire wall is now painted. Satisfied, he collects his snap-tin, paint, brushes, ladder, etc., lights a cigarette stub and walks off.

While he’s been achieving that painted wall, the film crew cast have failed to do anything at all. So much effort, so much energy, so much time, and nothing achieved whatsoever.

Completely unrelated, I’ve been sitting and typing in this chair for the past few days while four men put up a shed in our garden.

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๐ŸŽˆ132/366 Very happy with myself. Up at 4:30, sucked back some caffeine made myself and house ready for the day and out - with time to walk down to the 6 oโ€™clock ferry.

Got there in record time and plenty of time .. fully 10 70 minutes ahead of departure.

I had forgotten it was a Saturday. ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฑ

Be a pity if something happened to it? @simonwoods ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank you

๐ŸŽˆ129/366 Siri For MidWesterners ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ”—๐Ÿ“ผ Enjoy. … via Chris Lockhead.

๐Ÿ”— ๐Ÿ˜‚ Letters ‘by’ Shaun Usher

Funny, worth a click through - unless you donโ€™t think this is funny …

Last weekend, the drive up to London was improved by listening to a Sherlock Holmes audiobook on the car’s CD player. I was amused by my inability to follow the plot as closely as I would have liked, and put this down to middle age. It was only when I arrived at my destination that I realised the CD player was on “shuffle” mode.

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๐Ÿ–‡๏ธ Me - in the middle of April - but had been having the problem (an out of control mouse) for a lot longer.

Cracked the issue this morning.

Sidecar.

It seems recently that I have not been closing my iPad, and so my Mac believes that I have a second screen.

Issue resolved.

๐ŸŽˆ122/366 Not dissimilar jobs when you think about it …

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At the beginning of the year I had grand plans for this series. A daily long-form post about something that was rattling my brain that day. And then life. For a while, I was even just dropping markers - to revisit. I came to realise that part of the problem was the complexity of the structure for each post - so that went away. Simplicity really is rather nice. As I write on 240413, I am now going back and filling in the gaps. PLUS - unless something strikes me immediately, I will not classify until the end of the day and go back to move one of the posts of the day into the 366. Also - if you are wondering how I have update the words at the bottom of over 100 posts at a stroke, well - THANK YOU Andy Sylvester and his Glossary plugin.

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Consider this that was just sent to me (reproduced in full so you donโ€™t have to sully yourself).

Credit for the source - Rich Thornton

โ€ข An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, โ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”— Letting โ€˜Marketingโ€™ have a โ€˜seat at the tableโ€™

Truth in humor from Tom.

' Don Snorleone ' … ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚