… once more - my thanks to Mike Klein
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will …
… thanks to Mike Klein
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
1. The Fasting & Prayer …
… thanks to Mike Klein
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how …
.. thanks to my Dad - and his friends at Probus - for these great one liners.
1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
2. A man woke up in a hospital after a …
Don’t know if any of the following is accurate, but it sounds good!
In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras. One’s image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of …
… with thanks to Dinesh ….
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand …
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On …
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange …
New Mitchell and Webb Spins on US Apple Ads … very - VERY funny.
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
Thankyou Graham …
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that …