Apologies - redesigning LIVE😎
and 'Mobile First'
My thanks to Mr. Potter’s mum :)
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her Altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you …
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their arses.
The results were pretty interesting :-
85% of women think their arse is too big.
10% of women think their arse is too little.
The …
JibJab.com is where you will find the info from the previous post - I was specifically thinking of ‘Second Term’ and ‘This Land!’ - but there are some other classics - enjoy ….
It’s A Joke People - Find Out More
GBjab … I will see if I can find the original Bush one that was published for the US election.
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
.. or as it is known in the trade : BU__SH__ !!! … during the last election in the US - I compiled some of the humorous things that I found on Dubbya - put up this site - and sat back. It has …
The response :
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely …
A sign in the bank lobby reads: “Please note that this bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using …
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bllocks.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL …
I decided to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.
I decide to go …
ONE-POINT DARES
1. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open …