When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all …

It’s in German, but totally understandable in any language.

A Daughter is visiting her father and is helping in the kitchen.

She asks: Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new I-Pad we …

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social …

Helga is the proprietor of a bar.  She realises that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronise her bar.  To solve this problem she comes …

At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far.  These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided …

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. 

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
 
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge …

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
4. THE MAIN REASON THAT …

… from the British perspective :-)

The Difference Between The British and The French: Why do you British officers all wear red coats?

During the recent royal wedding, the millions around the world saw …

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance.

Particularly are the flower and jewelry applications, which …

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.

Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and …