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PREGNANCY Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my …

TrainTri

A man and a woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed …

The next time you takean oceanography course, you will be totally prepared …

    • This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. ( Kelly , age 6)
    • Oysters' balls are called pearls. …

Secrets

ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE

Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
  1. Act naturally
  2. Found missing
  3. Resident alien
  4. Advanced BASIC
  5. Genuine imitation
  6. Airline Food
  7. Good grief
  8. Same difference
  9. Almost exactly
  10. Government organization
  11. Sanitary landfill
  12. Alone together
  13. Legally …

ADULT: 
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: 
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: 
The only animals you eat before they are born …

Some crackers within here : Light Bulb Jokes.

Including :

Q: How many marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The seeds of the revolution are in the light bulb itself.

Q: How many …

A ventriloquist is on stage telling dumb blonde jokes.

A blonde shouts, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid jokes! What does the color of a person’s hair have to do anything? Guys like …

... as the description says :

When a smoking hot babe is asked on an expensive dinner date, she bites off more than she can chew.

Watch the movie about 'timing' here

ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE

Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.

MY thanks to 'Bruce' for this one .....

The recession has hit everybody really hard...