My thanks to one Bob Bolton - where I have sourced these lyrics on a post going back to 21st April 1998 (Mudcat)
Bob wrote : 'G'day again,I have sat down at typed the whole lot out - as performed by …
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen 
her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed …
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' .
The …
If you answered yes to any of these …
Yes, it's  that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed,  honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious  winner:
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at …
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