A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.

Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded, "Where the hell are you?"

Husband,  "Darling, do you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it?  I didn't have money that time and I said "Baby it'll be yours one day."

Wife, with a blushing smile,  "Yes, I remember that my Love."

Husband,  "Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop."


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