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🎵 2/10 Revisiting this one today on the recommendation of @laurentboileau
John Philpin - The Other One

Listen - I’m Going To Tell You A Story
It was a few years ago now, you can tell, because I had to get up from my chair, walk to the kitchen and pick up the phone.
Hello .. John Philpin
.. and those were the last words that seemed to make sense in this particular conversation. The following is paraphrased, my memory is not that good.
Oh hello, we are calling to see if you have any commentary on the recent developments in Gainesville.
Sorry, could you repeat that?
Oh yes, we are following up on some recent developments around the murders in Gainesville, and calling to ask if you might add any perspective.
I’m sorry .. what kind of perspective?
Well given your involvement at the time, we were thinking ..
Sorry. What involvement?
Is that John Philpin?
It is.
P H I L P I N ? (Spelling it out).
Yes.
Well given your connection to ..
I’m sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else.
But you are John Philpin ..
Yes. Tell you what if you give me your number, I will look into who it might be and get them to call back.
.. number exchanged and I sat down.
In 2024 if you Google “John Philpin”, you will indeed find that there are two of us, but back then, there wasn’t a Google … I know kids .. hard to believe. There was something called ‘Alta Vista’ and Yahoo - but nascent at best.
In all honesty, I can’t recall exactly how I went about the next step. We had Compuserve - and of course at Oracle I had access to the ‘real’ ‘internet’ - but - there still has to be something at the other end to be found for a ‘search’ to work … so this was going to be tough.
But … BUT - you may not know this, but ‘Philpin’ is a pretty uncommon name. Uncommon like there may be 5 to 6 hundred of us - tops - around the world today. I can also tell you that 75% of them live in Pembrokeshire, Wales, or at least in South Wales.
Ok - I jest - but it is not so far off.
Donald Philpin - a cousin of my dad’s - did some research back in the 60s and 70s and unpacked a family tree of sorts essentially connecting us all back to a ‘Walter Philpin’ of Tenby, Pembrokeshire in the 1600s. (When I say - research - this was no internet search (see earlier google comment), this was serious - visiting parish churches, pouring through registers of birth, deaths and marriage and painstakingly putting it all together, by talking to family members. (Now THAT was commitment.)
Anyway, long story short (let’s assume I used Compuserve) and tried to find this other Philpin. I failed. Kind of. I found an author called John Philpin - who was probably the writer this journalist thought I was. But - no way of connecting - no phone - certainly no email - even for the publisher - just an address in NYC, which IMHO seemed too hard. (Clearly I was no ‘Donald’.)
I also found a musician by name of 🎵Five Philpin and there seemed to be a connection to a John Philpin - and I am a music nerd anyway - so what the hell - I reached out to him through email that seemed to be associated with his music.
And nothing … for a few weeks and I then got an email from Five.
We exchanged emails - and I bought every CD he had ever released - ( I like to support ‘smaller’ musicians and hell - with the same last name as mine - of course I was.)
Asked him about John - and turns out John is his father - at the time Five was in LA / Seattle - and dad was over In New England. Anyway could Five connect me?
Five - “Leave it with me.”
… delivering a result a week or so later, here’s Dad’s phone number - give him a call.
I did.
We talked for a couple of hours … mainly around who both us ‘John Philpins’ came to be us ‘John Philpins’ .. and given the tightness of our Family tree, we tracked back to our mutual roots … in .. Pembrokeshire and and and …
.. and finally I got round to telling him about the call from the news paper asking for a comment .. and there was a silence, and then .. (again ..paraphrasing)
I have no interest in talking to these people whose only job seems to be title tattle, so I wouldn’t bother getting back to them … but should they call again, I would answer their questions. They are looking to speak to John Philpin and gather ‘quotes’ .. give them. Don’t let knowing nothing about the cases they call about get in the way .. make it up .. it would stand more chance of being right than some of what they write. Might be fun?
We chatted a little longer - said our good byes and moved on with our lives.
I never heard anything more from the journalist - or any other for that matter, so I never got to try out John’s idea. I sporadically kept in touch with Five - had one more email exchange with John - but basically all our lives just continued, with this one tiny dent of connection.
Come Together
… no not that one. This one.
I first heard it nearly twenty years ago, bought the album and it has remained one of my ‘go to’ pieces in the music library ever since. Powerful. Forceful. Driving.
Delighted therefore to read the following in Spin.
.. to celebrate (the 20th anniversary), the English space-rock greats announced that they will play the album in its entirety at a show on November 7. To encapsulate the expansiveness of the album, the band will perform at Barbican Hall in London and be accompanied by a gospel choir and 15-piece orchestra made up of percussion, brass, and strings.Read All About It.
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WOW
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My thanks to @davewiner for allowing me to join 🔗 1999 - an auspicious day as Prince passes into history at 57.
A salute to his 1999
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The Lyrics For Jobsworth - By Jeremy Taylor
My thanks to one Bob Bolton - where I have sourced these lyrics on a post going back to 21st April 1998 (Mudcat)
Bob wrote : 'G'day again,I have sat down at typed the whole lot out - as performed by Jeremy Taylor on his 1979 Australian tour.'
Now, I was just an ordinary English man,
Till I got me uniform, and hat,
And ever since that hour,
I exercise me power,
Preventing you from doing this and that.
You'll find me on the turnstiles at the zoo,
Or outside the Roxy, marshalling the queue,
And if you turn up late,
when I'm on the gate,
It's no good asking me to let you through ... 'cause I'll just say:
CHORUS:
Jobsworth, josbsworth; it's more than my job's worth.
I don't care, rain or snow, whatever you want - the answer's no!
I can keep you standing, for hours in the queue,
And if you don't like, you know what you can do! (A...a...ah...ah)
When you're trying to see, what the butler saw,
I'm the one who says; "Come on, move on!",
And if you want to stay, you'll have to bleedin' pay,
And even then you can't stay long.
You may be almost dropping dead from thirst,
Or waiting for the toilet, fit to burst,
But I've got the key ...
and you won't get that from me,
Until I've had me little grumble first!
CHORUS:
Jobsworth, josbsworth; it's more than my job's worth.
I don't care, rain or snow, whatever you want - the answer's no!
I can keep you standing, for hours in the queue,
And if you don't like, you know what you can do! (A...a...ah...ah)
Spoken: (Yes, well, I died in the last war for people like you ... don't you forget it!)
Fishing in the river, on a summer's day,
I s'pose you think that water's all for free?
But, I've got news for you;
everybody pays his due,
And right now it'll cost you 50p (plus VAT).
Don't think you can picnic on the grass,
Public amenity ... my ah ... foot,
And if you want fresh air,
you'll find some over there,
But I don't fell inclined to let you pass ...without a backhander.
CHORUS:
Jobsworth, josbsworth; it's more than my job's worth.
I don't care, rain or snow, whatever you want - the answer's no!
I can keep you standing, for hours in the queue,
And if you don't like, you know what you can do! (A...a...ah...ah)
Mornin' Skipper, what can we do for you?
(Recitative) "Don't call me Skipper!"
... All right Chief, don't shout.
(Recitative) Whatever you require,
we're very sorry, Squire,
But it's ten to one we just sold out.'
Course ... you could try that shop around the block ... (sniff),
But I doubt if he's got any left in stock,
And if you think we'll get 'em through,
inside a month or two,
I'm afraid you're in for a nasty shock, ... Cock.
CHORUS:
Jobsworth, josbsworth; it's more than my job's worth.
I don't care, rain or snow, whatever you want - the answer's no!
I can keep you standing, for hours in the queue,
And if you don't like, you know what you can do! (A...a...ah...ah)
When you get back home, you will heave a sigh,
And thank the Lord that you've got rid of me.
But it won't be very long
before your telephone goes wrong,
And you need someone to fix your ... TV,
And add to that, your lights have all gone out, (Nya, nya)
And your central heating boiler's up the spout,
And when you're tearing your hair,
and the wife's going spare,
You'll hear us in the distance calling out: (Two, three, four...)
CHORUS:
Jobsworth, josbsworth; it's more than my job's worth.
I don't care, rain or snow, whatever you want - the answer's no!
I can keep you standing, for hours in the queue,
And if you don't like, you know what you can do! (You can lump it!)
NOTE: Transcription includes asides (in brackets) that need not be part of any given performance
BRIEF GLOSSARY
- 50p: Fifty (new) pence, half a pound, roughly one US dollar (JP : those were the days :)
- VAT: Value Added Tax - a goods and services tax
- Skipper: English vernacular form of address to one's presumed "Betters"
- Chief: English vernacular form of address to one's presumed "Betters"
- Squire: English vernacular form of address to one's presumed "Betters"
- Cock: English vernacular form of address ... to any at all.
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
