My thanks to one Bob Bolton - where I have sourced these lyrics on a post going back to 21st April 1998 (Mudcat)
Bob wrote : 'G'day again,I have sat down at typed the whole lot out - as performed by …
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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen 
her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed …
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' .
The …
Yes, it's  that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed,  honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious  winner:
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at …
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Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle…
The …
It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.Â
On this particular day a rich …
