Grabbed some eggs and toast at a local cafe .. lady approaches me and says ‘you look like David Bowie’.

Full disclosure - I don’t. In anyway. Never heard that line.

Thankyou I said - but not sure that’s a complement - smiling as much as I could.

Oh yes she said - exactly like him.

But he’s dead I said. Still smiling.

The lady looks at me oddly and then bursts out laughing