JibJab.com is where you will find the info from the previous post - I was specifically thinking of ‘Second Term’ and ‘This Land!’ - but there are some other classics - enjoy …. It’s A Joke People - Find Out More

GBjab … I will see if I can find the original Bush one that was published for the US election. ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.

.. or as it is known in the trade : BU__SH__ !!! … during the last election in the US - I compiled some of the humorous things that I found on Dubbya - put up this site - and sat back. It has been off line until today - b but now as I start out capturing the humour of the net on this blog - I thought … why not - so here it is again.

The response : First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

A sign in the bank lobby reads: “Please note that this bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.” MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine.

TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bllocks. BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

It's hopelessly incurable and a very cruel disease. This is how it manifests: I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I sort the bills from the junk mail and decide to pay my bills. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trashcan is full.

ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way”. 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.

Just an experiment to collect humorous ‘bits and bobs’ as they say in “Blighty” - hope you enjoy. Interesting to see that this post which launched the Humor site was posted on the 24th April, 2005. ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.