Thanks to John (two Jags.) Prestcott there is so much building going on everywhere else, on Sailsbury plain, nothing. Hasn’t been any building there for, ooh, 4,000 years, I suppose. Even then I dare say back in neolithic times there was some stone-age man standing in the observation platform watching what was going on, I dare say he didn’t care for it much either. Imagine if you will the following conversation 4000 years ago on Salisbury plain!
.. to be passed on to your mum, your daughters, grandaughters, nieces, aunts, girlfriends … 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.
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“In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name TylenolR is acetaminophen. AleveR is known as naproxen, AmoxilR is amoxicillin, and AdvilR is ibuprofen”. The (American) FDA has been looking for a generic name for ViagraR. After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.
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…. is a play on a well known Queen track - enjoy ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
Muppets.com – Gonzo Stunt Game - boring after a 100 tries - but the first 50 keeps you laffin' …. :) ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
The eBay Song .. click the link - sit back and enjoy ;) ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
My thanks to Mr. Potter’s mum :) A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her Altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air Balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their arses. The results were pretty interesting :- 85% of women think their arse is too big. 10% of women think their arse is too little. The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man and they would have married him anyway. ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site.