“In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name TylenolR is acetaminophen. AleveR is
known as naproxen, AmoxilR is amoxicillin, and AdvilR is ibuprofen”.
The (American) FDA has been looking for a generic name for ViagraR.
After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of
course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is to make an announcement that ViagraR will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by PepsiR Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi’s proposed ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This
additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs.
Pepsi will market the new formula by the name, Mount & Do (aka Mountain
Dew).
The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully
considered. Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on
breast implants and ViagraR than on Alzheimer’s research. It is
therefore believed that, by the year 2030, there will be a large number
of people wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can’t
remember what to do with them.
Something to ponder - if I could only remember what it is I have to
ponder!
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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