At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided …
Thanks to ‘Mike’ for these …
1. Two blondes walk into a building………. you’d think at least one of
them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message …
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional …
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, What’s going on?'
‘Terrorists down the …
While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and start making clockwise circles with it.
Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change …
Texas
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas …
If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Texas ;
If …
Courtesy of Mike Klein …
A jewish boy goes home from school and says to his mum “guess what? I got a part in the school play!"
“Wonderful darling! What part did you get?" …
A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun … and robs the bank!!!
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line: …
Love Love Love …
How to Change the World: April Fools' Stories You Shouldn’t Believe
passed on - with thanks to : Guy Kawasaki
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity.
The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her parked car with …