A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun … and robs the bank!!!
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line: ‘Did you see me rob this bank?'
The customer replies: ‘YES!'
The bank robber raises his gun, POINTS IT & BANG!! SHOOTS HIM in THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says, to the man …. ‘DID … YOU …. SEE . ME … ROB THIS BANK?'
The man calmly responds: ‘No, but my wife did!’
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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