Courtesy of Mike Klein …
A jewish boy goes home from school and says to his mum “guess what? I got a part in the school play!"
“Wonderful darling! What part did you get?"
“I’m playing the part of the Jewish Husband!"
The mother frowns and says
“Go back to your teacher and tell them you want a speaking part.”
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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