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How to Change the World: April Fools' Stories You Shouldn’t Believe
passed on - with thanks to : Guy Kawasaki
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her parked car with …
More fun with statistics ... (Via ... My Friend Kevin.)
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
“Stanley,” …
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other but …
Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: “Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard …
If there is no self,
Whose arthritis is this?
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Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?
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Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip… joy.
With the second… …
For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand
the need for the service to be faster, this short
story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make
a difference to an organization.
Last week, …
Letter recently received at a problems page :
Dear Kathy,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s
worse, …
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten
roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The …