Letter recently received at a problems page :
Dear Kathy,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
bullshit with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to
like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman! You don’t need him anymore!
You’re a Senator from New York running for President of the United
States. Act like one.
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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