1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am …

At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided …

Thanks to ‘Mike’ for these …

1. Two blondes walk into a building………. you’d think at least one of
them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message …

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional …

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.  Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. 

The driver rolls down his window and asks, What’s going on?'

‘Terrorists down the …

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and start making clockwise circles with it.

Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change …

Texas

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas …

Courtesy of Mike Klein …

A jewish boy goes home from school and says to his mum “guess what? I got a part in the school play!"

“Wonderful darling! What part did you get?" …

A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun … and robs the bank!!!

To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line: …