1. THINGY

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male....Playing cricket …

Dear Mr Addison,
I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt
reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the
points you raise. I will address them, as ever, …

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor
replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous in the pulpit, …

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ***.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set …

...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
...She said she needed …

The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked
to supply alternate word meanings.

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how …

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote New Zealand
pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW X5 four wheel drive advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, …

DEMOCRATIC You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you

REPUBLICANISM You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST You have two …

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.

As fate would …

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our
(I think they mean the US) country is in trouble!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that
her hair …