John PHI⑊PIN

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Not the best track ever, not a dog, but not the best. Even so. make sure your speakers are plugged in, the volume is cranked and take 4 minutes and 27 seconds of time out …..


The Juggling Final …

My thanks to Mike K …

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the …

A couple arrives home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy suburb. Upon 
entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose 
18th birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not …

Fainting Goats - click here … the video needs to be watched.:

OK - I shouldn’t laugh … but so you know

“Myotonic goats are also called Wooden Leg goats, ‘stiff …

… thanks to Mike Klein for this one.
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ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE

Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.

Dear Mr Addison,

I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt
reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the
points you raise. I will address them, as ever, …

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised
a glass of water and asked,"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, …

Ponderisms … funny things these - Carlin-esque … in in some ways.


ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE

Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. …

It’s time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards."

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself …