… thanks to Mike Klein
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how …
.. thanks to my Dad - and his friends at Probus - for these great one liners.
1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
2. A man woke up in a hospital after a …
Don’t know if any of the following is accurate, but it sounds good!
In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras. One’s image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of …
… with thanks to Dinesh ….
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand …
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.
On …
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange …
New Mitchell and Webb Spins on US Apple Ads … very - VERY funny.
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, …
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la …
Mac Spoofs .. just enjoy
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