If only your nation were blessed with the steady hand of a very stable genius like ours, you too could enjoy the soothing predictability of a stock market that never swings wildly, crashes overnight, or reacts to, say, courtrooms or coups like this.

Imagine the poor souls living under the tyranny of uncertainty where interest rates whiplash, AI stocks moonwalk, and politicians treat indictments like press releases.

Thankfully, we have none of that nonsense. All hail our calm, collected, chaos-free dear leader..

It seems that the UK is thinking about making minority report real.

Just been strolling through Daniel’s site and decided to resurrect my slash pages and consolidate them on Craft.

/Travel is the first.

He blinked … or bought a pile of stock at the low just before making the announcement

Looks like what you are doing is illegal, but we are going to let you carry on … while we think some more about it, said a passing cop as he spotted a guy absconding withh a tv that had been passed through the broken window of a house. the Supreme Court to the clown on whether Federal firings were legal.