Half-witted, reckless Librium Liz may be even worse than May and Johnson

“But the Tories are just playing with us. It’s as if the members said: ‘So you think David Cameron is useless? Just wait until we give you Theresa.’ And once we’d all had about enough of May, they gave us a narcissistic, sociopathic liar instead.”

“Now, to top it all – at least we hope so; surely there can’t be another one who is even worse? – we’ve been landed with Liz Truss. Someone who is not just half-witted and robotic, but reckless enough to bankrupt the country.”

“Plan somewhat conservatively and will further review structure”

… Got it.

I guess all that ‘move fast and break things’ is ‘out of the window’ then?

“Heh Siri.. What time is it?”

Working on it.

time passes

Still working.

“Heh Siri… Stop.”

There’s nothing to stop here.

time passes

Still working.

Thankyou @odd for highlighting ‘song.link’ - how did I not know about this before - very neat.

Test … a Kiwi band that I discovered just last night - a little more mainstream than the last Kiwi band I recommended!

Words To Live By … at least you’d think?

On the plus side - they are at least being honest!

For the longest time, I have been in charge of ‘morning tea’ duties in whatever ‘chez’ we happen to be in at a given moment. I THOUGHT I had been doing ok. Apparently not. It turns out that combining the ratio of milk to tea together with the strength of the tea results in different colourations in the resultant elixir.

Behold the ‘ideal’ final colouration - together with three acceptable alternative hex references - that can be translated to your Pantone reference of choice

Happy Days

California sheriff’s department deems 47 deputies ‘not suited’ for duty.

“Roughly 10% of the force had their guns and arrest powers stripped after an internal audit of psychological exams”

University of Idaho says staff can offer condoms for STDs – not birth control

Well - that clears that up then!

🖋️ The joy of paper - an ‘Om’ post.

“The lady doth protest too much”

… way too much.

“A Union Jack at half mast to commemorate the passing of Queen Elizabeth the Second in the style of xxx”

• Replace xxx with the name of an artist and submit on Dall-E 2

• Choose one of 4 images that best conveys the sentiment

• No edits

• Repeat

• Stop at 8 artists