Always a sucker for some quick fire gags - my favorite from this particular collection
A London banker dies in poverty and so his local pub decides to raise funds for his funeral. One day a man walks into the pub and is asked to donate 20p for the fund. "What's it for?" he asks, and the landlord tells him. So he reaches into his pocket, hands him a £5 note and says, "Here, go and bury 25 of them."
Passed on - with thanks to : The Guardian - click on the link for the original article.
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLEOriginally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.