All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
- "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
- "I should be in charge," aid the blood, "Because I circulateoxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
- "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"Because I process food and give all of you energy."
- "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry thebody wherever it needs to go."
- "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow thebody to see where it goes."
- "I should be in charge," said the rectum,"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him so, in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
- the brain had a terrible headache
- the stomach was bloated
- the legs got wobbly
- the eyes got watery
- the blood was toxic.
They all pleaded with the rectum to be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work ...The ass hole is usually in charge
... My Thanks to Mike K
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