Tickled my funny bone:

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?” 
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It doesn’t have any walls or fences.” 
Bill Gates: “So…?” 
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates.
Bill Gates: “Heh Steve, I heard a rumor.” 
Steve Jobs: “What rumor?” 
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apples there - and there are no Jobs in heaven.” 
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, there definitely are ... but only 'no-pay Jobs'. But that means no Bills in heaven - since everything is free!

Found On LinkedIN.