Two ladies in coffee store.

Lady One to Barista โ€œIโ€™ll have a coffee.โ€ Turns to second lady โ€œWhat would you like?โ€

Lady Two โ€œOh donโ€™t you worry about me, Iโ€™ll decide in a minute - Iโ€™m a big girl, I can order for myself.โ€

Would love to know the back story on that one!