Texas
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas …
Courtesy of Mike Klein …
A jewish boy goes home from school and says to his mum “guess what? I got a part in the school play!"
“Wonderful darling! What part did you get?" …
A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out a gun … and robs the bank!!!
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line: …
Love Love Love …
How to Change the World: April Fools' Stories You Shouldn’t Believe
passed on - with thanks to : Guy Kawasaki
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her parked car with …
More fun with statistics ... (Via ... My Friend Kevin.)
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity. The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
“Stanley,” …
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other but …
Tower: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: “Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: “Sir, have you ever heard …
If there is no self,
Whose arthritis is this?
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Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?
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Drink tea and nourish life.
With the first sip… joy.
With the second… …