Fainting Goats - click here … the video needs to be watched.:
OK - I shouldn’t laugh … but so you know
“Myotonic goats are also called Wooden Leg goats, ‘stiff …
… thanks to Mike Klein for this one.
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Dear Mr Addison,
I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt
reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the
points you raise. I will address them, as ever, …
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised
a glass of water and asked,"How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, …
Ponderisms … funny things these - Carlin-esque … in in some ways.
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory. …
It’s time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards."
The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself …
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER. …
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands …
…. thanks Andrew :)
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