Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten
roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The …
… if he says something in the woods - and no woman is there to hear him ?
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight
“safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are
some
real examples that have been heard or …
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via …
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyse the situation:
a. If they are counting the …
Another nod of thanks to Mike …
Jewbilation (n.) Pride in finding out that one’s favorite celebrity
is Jewish.
Torahfied (n.) Inability to remember one’s lines when called to read …
… thankyou Mr Klein
some of you will remember the “Hollywood Squares” and its comics.
Here are questions and answers from the days when “Hollywood Squares”
game show …
Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the
entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the …
Classic - Thanks Lou
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?
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Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? …
At the US War College, a General is a guest lecturer and tells the
class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems
and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class …