MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is
either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR:
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
TRISHA:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
survived a serious case of moulting and went onto accomplish its
dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
RONALD REAGAN:
What Chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying perverse insecurity.
BILL GATES:
e Chicken 2007 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your
important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet
Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.
BILL CLINTON:
What is your definition of chicken?
GRANDMA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.( good
ol granny)
COLOLNEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy!!!
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