Being English is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most English thing of all is suspicion of anything foreign.

Only in England ...

Except I’m not so sure this is ‘only England’.

ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE

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