The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not toĀ make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but theĀ Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and theĀ Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the PathologistsĀ yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of theĀ whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the PlasticĀ Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt theĀ scheme wouldn’t hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and theĀ Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes inĀ Washington.
That about covers it….
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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