"Where else are you going to hear Donald Trump described as “a clingfilmed parcel of hamburger meat that’s been kicked through a yellow cobweb”

.. now that is a very good question. And is all you need to know before you click through to read all about it. 

And. When you do, make sure you watch the 1 hour of perfect Charlie Brooker reportage.

Many thanks to my good friend Dr. Watson for alerting me to the piece. And, if you want to see more of our duels ... check us out here.