Where else are you going to hear Donald Trump described as a

clingfilmed parcel of hamburger meat that’s been kicked through a yellow cobweb

(?)

Now that is a very good question. And is all you need to know before you 🔗 click through to read all about it.

And. When you do. Make sure you watch the 1 hour of perfect Charlie Brooker reportage.

Many thanks to my good friend Dr. Watson for alerting me to the piece.

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