1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

    4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It’s very, very important that these four women don’t know each other.
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