Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets” and eight or
ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records
and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and
attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could
tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by
listening to the bells.
The farmer’s favourite rooster was old Gordon, and a very fine specimen he
was too.
But on this particular morning Trevor noticed old Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung
at all! Trevor went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next
one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him in the West Berks County Fair
and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result…
The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well.
Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: who else but a politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
when they weren’t paying attention.
Do you know any politician named GORDON?
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
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