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For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand
the need for the service to be faster, this short
story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make
a difference to an organization.
Last week, …
Letter recently received at a problems page :
Dear Kathy,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s
worse, …
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten
roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The …
… if he says something in the woods - and no woman is there to hear him ?
ITS.A.JOKE.PEOPLE
Originally Posted On Humor.Philpin.com - a now defunct site. I moved the content here for posterity.
The date of this post is the date that it was originally published on that site.
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight
“safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are
some
real examples that have been heard or …
Being English is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and …
- If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain
- Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I …
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via …
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyse the situation:
a. If they are counting the …
Another nod of thanks to Mike …
Jewbilation (n.) Pride in finding out that one’s favorite celebrity
is Jewish.
Torahfied (n.) Inability to remember one’s lines when called to read …