Why did I bother? Not sure. I even got to the end. It wasn’t that I didn’t like it - just amazed that someone thought to make it at all.

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Movies - like music, books, art et al is not a competition. I hate 'best' in those terms. So star ratings have always been hard for me. They have to be seen in the context of the reviewer. A β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… movie in this world is not necessarily better than a β˜… movie - it's just that is how I feel.

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The inspiration for my β˜… rating comes from @derekpeden - thank you sir, modified slightly to accommodate my personal watching habits. If this footer is on one of my book, film or TV reviews - the stars fit the guide above. Going forward - I will append my reviews with this footer. Over time I will revisit prior reviews and update.

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… So Good - A personal favourite

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† Excellent - well worth a watch

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜† Enjoyed - recommend

β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜† Not Bad - 'kinda' recommend - with (many?) caveats

β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† Not for me


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